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Truth is like poetry, and most people fucking hate poetry. By: Michael Lewis Posted: 2022/02/26
ur mum By: me Posted: 2022/02/26
What the diggery do By: kahlid Posted: 2022/02/26
stfu before i turn you penis into a penwas By: yeah Posted: 2022/02/26
Obo By: MrObo Posted: 2022/03/01
balls By: amongus master69 Posted: 2022/03/01
so cock and ball torture amirite? By: dick n balss Posted: 2022/03/01
I LOVE BOOBIES By: :D Posted: 2022/03/01
Cool Site By: Simon @ Hypixel 2022 Posted: 2022/03/02
Don't be a dummy, cum on the tummy. By: pro life tip 😎 Posted: 2022/03/06
Dildo By: Sam Willet Posted: 2022/03/09
lmfao By: big fat guy Posted: 2022/03/09
hes pulling his cock out By: charlie Posted: 2022/03/14
courtney coxxx By: emparah Posted: 2022/03/19
cactus dildo By: dont knock it til you try it Posted: 2022/03/20
fuck you prowl By: <3 Posted: 2022/03/20
this tbh ^ By: @everyone Posted: 2022/03/24
September 11th, 2001 By: George Bush Posted: 2022/03/31
in: Feminine, Cute, Recognized Community, LGBT+ Femboy 22 VIEW SOURCE Play Sound Femboy Other names Rosboy, Otokonoko, Tomgirl, Calicogirl, Girlyboy Decade of origin 1990s Key motifs Femininity Key colours Pink, purple Key values Effeminacy Related aesthetics Kawaii Maidcore Pastel Queercore Softboy Femboy, sometimes also referred to as Roseboy, describes a male person with a soft feminine gender presentation. They can be anywhere on the gender spectrum, but the key defining feature is a femboy being someone embracing physically masculine features while also dressing in clothes that are culturally considered to be feminine. By: daily femboy Posted: 2022/04/25
If she ditched you for another, there is always her mother. By: Master Oogway Posted: 2022/05/04
Archalias was here By: Archalias Posted: 2022/05/22
Thou shall not call another man “clapped” in Bin Weevils By: Exodus, probably Posted: 2022/05/24
Time to Alien-a-fie it! By: TAD AKA TheAlienDoctor Posted: 2022/06/06
i wonder who submitted that last quote By: noone Posted: 2022/06/08
well it says right there you fool By: everyone else Posted: 2022/06/16
when ur sus you're obv sus just because you're sus By: joe and mike Posted: 2022/06/19
Masta Shifu By: Emperor Posted: 2022/06/19
ghosty is a fat shitter, he sucks at everything By: ketkep probably Posted: 2022/06/23
cock By: noah Posted: 2022/08/09
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. By: Mitch Hedberg Posted: 2022/09/02
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. By: Linus Torvalds Posted: 2022/09/06
KC3 When? By: everyone Posted: 2022/10/16
skill issue By: Vidska Posted: 2022/10/26
atleast change the shitpost once a week baguette but witha f By: MrFagmataz Posted: 2022/10/28
The fact that we are alive means that we are not dead By: ErraticErrata Posted: 2022/11/01
You mean Taylor "Age on the clock, you get the glock" Hebert? By: Jack Slash Posted: 2022/11/01
if you want new shitposts you should submit some By: lazy boy Posted: 2022/11/01
what was the name of the boat in titanic? By: freddie Posted: 2022/11/05
leonardo dicaprio, duh u dumbfuck By: titanicfan69fuckmeplsleo Posted: 2022/11/12